I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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