So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
