Me too!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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