i think my tv is drunk
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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