You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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