SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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