I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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