so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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