wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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