At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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