Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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