sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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