Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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