yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
