I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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