I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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