Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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