"it" just moved
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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