It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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