my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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