i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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