Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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