D3 body, D1 cock
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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