i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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