I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
