She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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