in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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