we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
wow bdsm is so cute
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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