areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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