just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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