she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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