Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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