Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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