sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
OPIZZABONMYDICK
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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