For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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