Whod you bang
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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