he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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