I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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