try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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