i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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