You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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