just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Randomize
