So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This girl is more easily done than said...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
