I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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