so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
