He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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