I need to stop coming to work sober
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He has the fingertips of a God
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