piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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