awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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