I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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