yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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