I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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